Welcome to thepaperbacks.com!
This website features all the wonderful things you associate with The Paperbacks: drunken promises, terrible mood swings, and the regressive, tuneless ska-core that made us famous in the first place. Plus more!
Here you will have the opportunity to communicate directly with These Paperbacks by taking advantage of our unique "Paper-Cam" technology. Simply by pressing your face to your computer screen and saying "Candyman" 3 times in succession, you can summon 1-4 Paperbacks to your home to perform minor farmyard chores, such as threshing. Or standing back and looking at all that corn!
Gape in awe at the wonderful content and the newly unearthed arcana regarding your friends: The Paperbacks!
